Who’s Behind the Magic
Our Team: What You Can Count On
Our Assistants

Madame Zeste
🟠 Chief of Conjugation Confusion Control
Madame Zeste once diagrammed 142 French verbs in her sleep. She claims her greatest accomplishment is convincing a room full of adults that the subjunctive is sexy. Catch her sipping herbal tea and whispering sweet nothings to flashcards.

Monsieur Croissant
🥐 Director of Baguette-Based Motivation
Monsieur Croissant doesn’t actually teach French, but he’s a master of pep talks and buttery metaphors. He believes every grammar mistake is just “a flaky layer on your journey to fluency.” May or may not be made of pastry.

Mlle Exception
🧀 Exam Simulation Guru & Cheese Strategist
Mlle Exception has seen things… oral exams gone rogue, written tests that melted minds. She’ll get you ready for anything — and reward your progress with a virtual wedge of brie. Known for saying, “If you can conjugate vouloir in the conditional, you deserve a snack.”